Updates In Shorthand Because Leonie Needs To Get To The Tube

Leonie is staring at me from across the office, so she either wants to walk to the tube, or she’s upset that I’ve started singing Mariah Carey’s ‘We Belong Together’ with actions. Either way, speedtyping!

• There was houseparty at the fourteen-person sharehouse that I currently live in which can be seen in the photo above. I woke up in my friend Richard’s room with a cat on me and it was snowing. It was confronting. Super, super confronting. (That’s mostly because Bijou, the cat, weighs close to fourty-five pounds. We tried putting it on a diet, but it kept jumping on the dining room table, sort of like how I imagine Barbara Walters and a cheesecake in a confined space.)
• Also, when I woke up, IT WAS FREAKING SNOWING.
• In less than a week I’m seeing Bjork at the Hammersmith Apollo. Which is rad. I hope to marry her.
• In a couple of weeks I’m going to Iceland for four days. Which will hopefully involve me fulfilling a life long dream of marrying Jonsi, the lead singer of Sigur Ros. As a secondary goal, if I don’t get a chance to hang out with Bjork at the concert, that could be a supremely awesome opportunity. So, y’know, if you read my blog, Bjork, you’re rad, and we should have a glass of red wine. Or white, whatever you prefer. I’m not fussy.
• I have a bank account in this country! IT TOOK TWO MONTHS.
• You’re fabulous.

And now she’s standing next to me. I should go home, so I will.